What’s on My Internet Island?
Because yes, my personality is 40% YouTube, 30% TikTok, and the rest is just noise and tea.
If I had to live on a tiny internet island with only a few creators and scroll holes to keep me company… I’d actually be fine. Thriving, even. I’ve curated a weird little digital world that’s part cozy, part unhinged, and all me. So if you’re new here—or just nosy—here’s a peek inside my brain (and browser history).
CallMeKevin Is My Comfort Chaos
There is nothing more healing than watching a man absolutely destroy his Sims’ lives with zero remorse and full comedic timing. Kevin creates the kind of digital chaos that makes me feel seen. Like yes, please trap another Sim in a swimming pool surrounded by fire. I needed that today.
ASMR: Not About the Tingles
I treat ASMR channels like my bedtime support group. Whispered roleplays, weird object tapping, fake “checking you into a cozy inn” scenarios—I eat it up. It’s not even about tingles anymore. It’s the vibe. Give me a soft voice telling me I’m safe and loved while they crinkle packaging and I’ll be out in six minutes.
Philip DeFranco Is My Internet Dad
I’ve watched Phil for over 15 years. I don’t even know if I like news—I just like him. His cadence is oddly comforting, and his “Let’s just jump into it” intro is basically my Pavlovian cue to pay attention. He’s been in my YouTube rotation longer than some of my actual relationships.
The Comfort Clicks I’ll Never Question
I will always click on:
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TikToks that say “POV: you’re my sleepy girlfriend and I’m making you breakfast”
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45-minute video essays on creators I’ve never heard of
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Thrift flip videos with unhinged commentary
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“Packing orders with me” content—don’t ask, I just like the sound of tape and organization
Weird Internet Rabbit Holes I Absolutely Own
Last year I accidentally fell into sneeze fetish content and honestly? I stayed for the sociology. The community? Wholesome. The dedication? Inspiring. The soundscapes? …Let’s just say I now understand why someone might be into it.
My Aesthetic Boards Make No Sense
You’d think my Pinterest would be curated and on-brand. No. It’s vibes only.
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“Soft girl in a haunted library”
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“Witchy alt girlfriend but she bakes”
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“Tattooed fairy lights + panic attacks”
I have no intention of recreating any of these. I just like knowing they exist.
The Meme That Ended Me Recently
“showing my cat things they have never seen” but its just always 9/11. Ill watch every one though.
Conclusion
So yeah. That’s what’s on my little island. It’s chaotic, tender, oddly specific, and entirely curated for my comfort. The algorithm is my ex-boyfriend and my current therapist. And honestly? I wouldn’t have it any other way.
What would be on your internet island?